April 19, 2006

Dallas ATC vs Saudi Air :)

Dallas ATC:

" Saudi Air 1011, Dallas Tower - You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R. "

Saudi Air:

" Thank you Dallas. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be praised!! "

Dallas ATC:

" Iran Air 711, Dallas Tower - You are cleared to land westbound on runway 27L. "

Iran Air:

" Thank you Dallas. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L - Allah is Great!! "

Pause: Static.....

Saudi Air:

" DALLAS TOWER, DALLAS TOWER, SAUDI AIR 1011!!! "

Dallas ATC:

" Saudi Air 1011, Dallas Tower, go ahead? "

Saudi Air:

" YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAYGOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! SAY INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!! "

Dallas ATC:

" Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us - ya hear. "

2 Comments:

Blogger devildog6771 said...

Figuring that there's about 150 people on each flight, ninety per cent are male. That's ninety per cent of 300, or 270. Thenn, what is it 60 virgins? Hmm,So 60 times 270 is 16,200 virgins. Damn, that's a lot of virgins in the same room! :-)

April 20, 2006  
Blogger Politics of a Patriot said...

I still laugh when I read that Texas accented last line. :)

April 21, 2006  

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